Sean and I have twisted minds...this is long. And I mean L-O-N-G. You are one brave soul if you read the entire thing. (This isn't even our whole convo).

You've been warned.

Jeccagold: i'm hoping not to kill anyone (like certain ridiculously annoying and irritating family members) on my road to adulthood
Jeccagold: i mean, that'd just put a HUUUUUGE stop sign in the road
peak volume: hahaha
peak volume: i'm here for you when you want to vent then ;-)
peak volume: i'd rather not have you in jail
Jeccagold: bah
peak volume: it'd make hanging out a LOT harder
Jeccagold: jail might be worth it
Jeccagold: well...we can always talk through those super cool phone things and see each other thru plexiglass
Jeccagold: and maybe when i'm on tv
peak volume: besides.. who's going to show me around europe when i can finally get out there =P
peak volume: hahahaha
Jeccagold: and then maybe i'll be on oprah or something
peak volume: *puts his fist up to the window*
Jeccagold: i'll sneak out like shawshank
peak volume: lol
peak volume: and help people with their financial trouble along the way
peak volume: it will be quite the story for your memoirs
Jeccagold: and then we can frolic around europe like ocean's 12
peak volume: (i still havn't seen ocean's 12.. *sigh* )
Jeccagold: yeah...financial trouble as is...you have too much goddamn money, gimme some
peak volume: hahaha
Jeccagold: that would definitely make my memoirs a top ten seller
peak volume: hehehe
peak volume: yea
Jeccagold: then i'd be super stinking rich and everyone will forget that i was ever incarcerated
Jeccagold: aka...i'll pay everyone off cuz i'll be THAT wealthy
peak volume: lol
peak volume: female chinese OJ
Jeccagold: YES!
Jeccagold: only...without the whole leather glove and kato kaylyn dude
peak volume: hehehe
Jeccagold: and the white bronco chase...how made for tv
peak volume: lol
Jeccagold: i want my story to go to the big screens
peak volume: nick and i will direct and produce it
Jeccagold: so i'll do something super fantabulous
Jeccagold: YES!
peak volume: i'll write the film score..
Jeccagold: and you'll do the music!
Jeccagold: oh so good!
peak volume: then we take ove rhollywood
Jeccagold: screw those scrawny bitches
peak volume: hehehe
Jeccagold: we'll get someone hilarious to play me
Jeccagold: like...margaret cho. she's not tiny and she's asian and she's funny
peak volume: cho all the way.. i was going to say that but i didn't know how to spell Margaret.. hehehe
Jeccagold: but i don't know how much ass kicking i'll be doing
Jeccagold: more like cleverly plotting and scheming
peak volume: hehe
Jeccagold: best movie ever!
peak volume: hell yea
Jeccagold: we'd win oscars and everything
peak volume: lifetime achievement award written all over it
Jeccagold: i love it!
peak volume: ok.. objective 1: kill a family member
peak volume: GO
peak volume: hehe
Jeccagold: and it'll be like shawshank...only...i'll actually have killed my family member
Jeccagold: i'm on it!
Jeccagold: i mean...it won't be hard
Jeccagold: but i won't do it the easy way...i'll make it a slow, devious torture
Jeccagold: unless i get impatient
peak volume: hehe
peak volume: have fun with it.. total creative license
peak volume: whatever makes the movie better
peak volume: ;-)
peak volume: we can always holywoodifiy it i guess
Jeccagold: i should have an accomplise, huh...everyone has their wingman...
peak volume: hmmm
peak volume: someone who sucks.. you dont want anyone stealing your thunder later on
peak volume: someone weak.. maybe they can die in prison..
Jeccagold: lol
Jeccagold: someone i wouldn't mind dying...
peak volume: talk another annoying yet easily corruptable family member into beig your accomplice.. there ya og
peak volume: go
peak volume: problem solved
Jeccagold: oh lord, i dunno
Jeccagold: lol
Jeccagold: well, there's another cousin i hate but i don't think that i'd wanna work with her
Jeccagold: too 'holier than thou'
Jeccagold: might just pull a tanya harding and get some weirdo ex-husband or henchmen to do it
peak volume: lol
Jeccagold: though i don't think i'd like to have an exhusband
peak volume: yea
peak volume: that would blow
Jeccagold: i think i'll stick with henchmen for now
peak volume: man.. see what school does to us?
Jeccagold: oh god i know
Jeccagold: best movie/life ever!
peak volume: lol
Jeccagold: oh god, i'm gonna be some psycho when i grow up
Jeccagold: but it'll be great
peak volume: hehehehe
Jeccagold: and i'll make tons of money
peak volume: me too.. off of your psychosis
Jeccagold: sweet!
Jeccagold: but see, after all that is over and done with, i'll be totally sane
Jeccagold: i mean...as sane as i could be, i guess...
Jeccagold: and have a nice house, good husband, and kids
peak volume: hehe
Jeccagold: wtih my gazillion dollars
Jeccagold: so we've gotta make this happen in like 10 years
peak volume: okay
peak volume: or.. we could do this legit..
peak volume: hehe
Jeccagold: cuz ideally i'd have my first kid by/before 30
Jeccagold: screw legit! legit's got no creativity
Jeccagold: no pizazz
Jeccagold: no spark
peak volume: ;
Jeccagold: no gazillion dollars quick
peak volume: ;-)
peak volume: 5 months...
peak volume: w00t
Jeccagold: yes!
Jeccagold: i'll get crackign in 3 months
Jeccagold: then you'll be outta school in 5
Jeccagold: and then maybe next year everything falls into place
Jeccagold: and hten within 5-7 years, we're in the money and home free
Jeccagold: wow, our convo took one weird ass turn
peak volume: hahaa
peak volume: yea
peak volume: i had a sudden lapse into reality
Jeccagold: i have one sick mind
Jeccagold: as do you
peak volume: i love your sick mind =)
Jeccagold: but i pushed you along, i thinkpeak volume: nah.. i ran with it.. on my own.
peak volume: it's more of a 'feeding off one another'
Jeccagold: good! i'm glad someone loves my sick mind
Jeccagold: hehehe
peak volume: psh.. someone? *everyone* should love your sick mind ;-)
Jeccagold: i know!
Jeccagold: and they will....oh yes...they will...
peak volume: its senses are twistedly accute in every way.. beautiful. muuuuuahahahahaha!
peak volume: *insert evil laughter here*
Jeccagold: muahahaha
Jeccagold: and...we can scout out cool locations for our movie
peak volume: hahaa
Jeccagold: my biopic...like ray...only shorter
Jeccagold: and we'd sweep every award show ever...except the razzies...don't want those
peak volume: razzies?
Jeccagold: and scary porn awards.....we're going for legit award shows, here my friend
Jeccagold: the raspberry awards or something like that...it's like...the horrible oscars
peak volume: porn awards? holy crap.. we're going to have a porn scene in it?
Jeccagold: no!
peak volume: oh *whew*
peak volume: i'd only hope the porn YOU make is private
peak volume: (now there's a thought.. hehe.. sorry!)
Jeccagold: oh dear god, this is not deep throat or some crap on skinemax
Jeccagold: i don't believe that i shall ever be making homemade porn, thank you very much
peak volume: skinemax = softcore to the extreeeme
peak volume: haha
peak volume: np
Jeccagold: i'm no paris or pam and tommy
peak volume: no reason to tape yourself having sex.. that's retarded.
Jeccagold: i just don't understand
peak volume: i mean what.. you go back to watch it later? hell no.. you just have more sex.. so what's the point?
Jeccagold: just go and have sex if you're gonna have sex...no need to film it for posterity...i mean, what...are you gonna be 80 and look back and say...damn i was good at having sex
peak volume: hahaha
peak volume: i want to wake up tomorrow and be going to work at a decent paying job that i enjoy, haha.
Jeccagold: then i could start being a bum right now
Jeccagold: and then move onto some nice, comfortable job that i love
Jeccagold: man, it'd be super cool to retire early
peak volume: hehe
peak volume: or work from home
Jeccagold: maybe what i'll do instead is marry a gazillionaire, not have a prenup, we all get along, and he pays for trips
Jeccagold: just make sure you can get time off
peak volume: ya
Jeccagold: or i could pull an anna nicole smith, get a sugar daddy, have him die, and leave me with a gazillion
peak volume: eeek
Jeccagold: but i really don't like that plan
peak volume: i would hope you value your sexual domain more than that.
Jeccagold: old man...ewwwwwwwwwww
Jeccagold: saggy, old everything...gross
Jeccagold: i need a new mental picture
Jeccagold: oh god, get me a new mental picture
Jeccagold: right now
peak volume: .... i'm just going to let you soak that one in... hahah, soak.. like when you're in the bathtub for a long time.. like a PRUNE... haha
Jeccagold: EWWWW
Jeccagold: oh god, make it stop
peak volume: okay okay okay.. Antonio Banderas, Orlando Bloom, Chris Cornell...
peak volume: helping at all?
Jeccagold: much better
peak volume: hehe
Jeccagold: although chris cornell isn't really that attractive for me
peak volume: ahh
Jeccagold: i mean, he's a good looking guy
Jeccagold: but ooo
Jeccagold: tre simmons
Jeccagold: now there's a hot one
peak volume: hahaha
peak volume: so that's why you like bball
Jeccagold: just a perk...just a perk
peak volume: hehehe

*Disclaimer: This conversation has been edited for content (and a little bit of length) and all spelling/grammatical errors are a result of lack of sleep, brain power, and trying to study/write papers. The conversation took place about 1am-2:36am.